Cannot take any credit for these, because I found them on this web site:
http://www.rivaljokes.com/team/Army
Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life at Annapolis?
A: West Point – 257 Miles. (The website had 187 miles, so I'm guessing it was created by a self-deprecating USNA grad)
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One day in an elementary school in Annapolis, MD, a teacher asks her class if the Navy Midshipmen are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Army Black Knights "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Black Knight fan, my mom is a Black Knight fan, I guess that makes me a Black Knight fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Navy fan."
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Two United States Naval Academy grads were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Navy grad says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Navy grad replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Navy grad asks, "Why not?"
The second Navy grad replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
